Welcome back, Lino! We're impressed that your return flight didn't explode in an enormous fireball as we had thought it would.As our gift to you on your first day back on the air, we present to you Gus Lloyd's status update on Facebook from earlier today:
Today is All Souls Day. We pray for all the souls in Purgatory. We're not really sure what Purgatory is like, but I think it would have to include listening to Lino Rulli on a 24/7 loop. Now that's punishment!!Isn't that just a knee-slapper? But to show that we at Lino Watch are Fair and Balanced™, we also present to you part of his status update from Friday (when he unexpectedly took the day off):
The devil works in funny ways, doesn't he? Last week my cat bit me, now it is infected and I'm on antibiotics.That's right. Gus was standing at his window last week when his cat snuck up behind him and laid down. He accidentally stepped on his tail, and the cat repaid him the favor by sinking its fangs in Gus' leg.
And of course, the comment that ties it all together, made in response to today's status update and courtesy of Raymond:
You know this is going to come back and bite you in butt, right? Oh wait, didn't your cat already do that?
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