Very Stupid Chicken

Guaranteed to shatter your eardrums, here is Lino's newest Mock 'n' Roll Friday classic, "Very Stupid Chicken", for your listening convenience. I've even included the lyrics at the bottom so that you can sing along! Lino actually sang the song twice; this recording is from his first performance at the end of the first hour. I decided to go with this version because Lino sounds even screechier here than during his second try at the end of the show (if that's even possible).

Very stupid chicken, always temptin' me.
Very stupid chicken, I won't hear your plea.
Oh you are so tasty, in a tortilla shell.
But if I eat you now, I risk going to hell.

I can't eat you on a Friday in Lent,
And I suffer,
Stupid chicken ain't the way.

Very stupid chicken, much better than ham.
Good folks at Chipotle, put you in my hands.
Keep me full of protein, it's for you I long,
And the MINTest chicken, is the one in this song.

I can't eat meat on a Friday in Lent,
And I suffer,
Stupid chicken ain't the way.

Very stupid chicken, you know it's Friday.
Very stupid chicken, the devil's on his way.
How I want to eat you, in a burrito.
Oh, you are so temptin', but I must say no.

I won't eat meat on a Friday in Lent,
And I suffer,
Stupid chicken ain't the way.