My first reaction: I waited all week to hear an infomercial?
My second reaction: It took three days to come up with this? Lino has no life; he either should've been able to crank this out in a day or this should've been a much higher quality bit.
More intemperate thoughts:
- My two-year-old daughter can sing better than Lino. Hell, my cat can sing better than Lino.
- I love how he promotes this as "eight songs" or an "entire album" versus Gus' one song. I guess majoring in theology doesn't require more than third-grade math skills. Gus takes the time to write and record a complete song with six full verses. Lino slaps together one verse per song for eight songs. So that's eight verses as opposed to six. I'll give him credit for putting out more "music"... and then promptly take it away for having to hear him sing it.
- He only used the tired "Dog and Pony" line twice. He also called Seize The Day "just okay" in one song, and overall his first two songs were really weak compared to the others (where he finally started to throw out random insults at a decent clip). I'm stunned... he must be getting soft.
- He's really got a Tampa fetish, doesn't he? He can't stop talking about it in his clips. I guess he must've been impressed by his spring break visit earlier this year.
- To set the record straight: Gus had his bike stolen twice and broke his ankle three times. But since when are details important to Lino?
UPDATE 12/22: For the third day in a row he's playing his little infomercial. What's the matter Lino? Don't have enough original material to fill up eight minutes of airtime?
Oh by the way, you're making such a big deal of being the only live host on the channel today. Yet you're taking off the day after Christmas, when all of those people who received Sirius and XM receivers for Christmas are activating their subscriptions. I would've figured that you wouldn't miss a prime opportunity to attract (or repel) new listeners with a live show. At least a certain morning show host on the channel is smart enough to have a live show on Friday.
Bunt single? I was thinking hit by pitch :)
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